i'll go 2 santana's party if u do. yes, this is emotional blackmail.

Did u hear about Santana's party?

I had a dream that involved everyone being little chocolate people and I ate you and you started a riot in my stomach with all the other chocolate covered people at the end of the riot you ate me and lucil in revenge because I didn't eat her

Do you want to come with me to a carol service tonight?

I'm clueing (sp?) you into my note to self: no buying soup @ lunch. Might fall asleep and drown. -.-

ur gf's pregggoooos :)

give me 5-10. ran into the virgin queen at walgreens. you'll never guess what she was buying

why weren't you at practice?

[OOC: This conversation is forward-dated to Tuesday evening.]

i swear to drunk i'm not god!!!

[ooc: this is a drunk text meme, but whatever. have at it.]

Jack, I seriously need a hug or like, a shit ton of pie.